Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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