hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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