i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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