3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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