So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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