In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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