You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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