mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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