Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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