do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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