google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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