i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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