Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
