Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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