Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
