I seem to have left my pride at pride
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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