But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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