Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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