I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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