I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Randomize
