He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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