i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
His hands were made for my vagina.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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