I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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