Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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