She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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