you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
