Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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