i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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