Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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