they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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