he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I am naked and annoyed.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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