Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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