Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
you had me at cake vodka
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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