Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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