I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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