bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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