I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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