I puked a lego.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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