Midget sex pt 2 tonight
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
