I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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