should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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