I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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