I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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