ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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