he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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