so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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