One girl and one boy is just not enough.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Green mimosas i think yes
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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