People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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