She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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