i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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